***update2: Thanks to a USB modem (I feel like I’m in 2009!), I was able to get it up (snicker) everywhere. Right now it’s live at half the stores. I’m leaving the blog post b/c it happened, dammit, and I must embrace my failure and shame. 🙂 Thanks for bearing with me, friends.***
***update: Going to the backup plan tomorrow afternoon.***
This is a very fast PSA for anyone who might be looking for Shark #3. The good news is that it’s finished. The bad news is that I’ve got really, really, reallllly slow internet for another week. So slow that I avoid going online. Aaaand… it’s not letting me upload the covers. I’m going to take a break, maybe have a drink, and try again in an hour.
You’ll know it worked if this blog post disappears. Fingers crossed. (The backup plan is to use a friend’s internet tomorrow.)
I’m so sorry to anyone who’s waiting.